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    If there were two serial killers; one ate his victims completely, and the other left them out to rot, I’d hate the cannibal a little less.

Smaller-Than-Actual-Size Ruler

 

There should be a ruler produced that’s proportional in size to a 12-inch ruler, but only 9 inches in length. This ruler would still be divided, visually, into 12 equal portions, but these portions would only be 3/4 of an inch long. The ruler would still display “inches” as if it were normal sized. With the amount of guys out there sending dick pics these days, there’s definitely a market. You could add another 25% in visual length. Game changer. For maximum effect, make sure to put one of those miniature soda cans in the picture too.

 

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