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    The color we call “salmon” should be called “cooked salmon flesh”. Salmon are silver. Raw salmon flesh is orange. The more you know.

Tattoo Printer

(originally posted 6-15-12 on The Post Apoc)

I think it would be awesome if we had some sort of tanning booth sized laser printer that applied tattoos cheaply and instantly.  You upload your picture, and it literally prints it on you in perfect hi-def detail and vibrant colors.  The lasers would even cauterize the wound!  The downside would be that, once in awhile, some guy would step out of the thing with a printer test page on his back…

“Hey guys, how does it look?!”

“Geez, man… uh… it’s… perfectly calibrated.”


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